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Thursday, February 28, 2013

The dead internet

Couz Bro : WE BURST OUR LIMIT AGAIN!

Couz Sis ; Not me. I didn't stream any movie.

Me : Not me.


Aunt : Not me. I stopped yesterday.

Couz Bro: Yeah mum, our Internet died yesterday. And you (points at Sis.) you use Spotify. That is streaming too.

Couz Sis : But that is just music.

Couz Bro: That is also eats up bandwidth and its worse cause you don't even get to keep the stuff that you downloaded.

Couz Sis : Gah~ I can't do anything.

Aunt : Does that means I need to buy DVD again? Maybe I download more earlier of the month and download less end of the month.

Couz Bro: Doesn't work that way mum.

Me: LOL aunt. It's like this. You are given 100 apples to eat until end of the month. Eating more today and eating less tomorrow won't help your cause.

Aunt : (Stares at Uncle) Go increase the apples.

Uncle : (reads newspaper)..... chew~..

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Tomorrow couldn't come faster. The Internet is so sloooooow it's impossible to do anything at all.

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